SCARFACE (1983) CENSORED QUOTES

Scarface: Censored!

Shoot dat piece o'scum!	C'mon, pelican!	How jou like that, eh!

Some of moviedom's best quotes...
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"So where'd you get the beauty scar, tough guy? Eatin' pussy?" / "How ya getta scar like that from eatin' pussy, man?"
"So where'd you get the beauty scar, tough guy? Eatin' pineapple?" / "How ya getta scar like that from eatin' pineapple, man?"

"And chico, if anything happens to that buy-money, eee pobreci... my boss is gonna stick your heads up your asses faster than a rabbit gets fucked!" (Omar to Tony & Manny)
"And chico, if anything happens to that buy-money, eee pobreci... [cut]

"I don't like fuckin' Columbians, okay?" (Tony to Manny)
"I don't like filthy Columbians, okay?"

"Why don't you try stickin' jou head up your ass -- see if it fits" (Tony to Hector)
"Why don't you try stickin' jou head up your toilet -- see if it fits"

"Now the leg, huh?" (Hector severing Angel Fernandez' leg with a chainsaw)
[chainsaw cut]

"I need a guy with steel in his balls, Tony" (Frank)
"I need a guy with steel in his guts, Tony"

"This is paradise, I'm tellin' ya. This town like a great big pussy jus' waitin' to get fucked." (Tony to Manny)
"...This town like a great big chicken jus' waitin' to get plucked." (Tony to Manny)

"I neva fucked anybody over in my life, who didn't have it comin' to 'im, you got that? All I have in this world is my balls, and my word, and I don't break 'em for nobody, jou understand?" (Tony to Sosa)
"I neva turned anybody over in my life, who didn't have it comin' to 'im, you got that? All I have in this world is my ... word, and I don't break it for nobody, jou understand?"

"Don't fuck me, Tony. Don't you ever try to fuck me." (Sosa warning Tony)
"Don't fool me, Tony. Don't you ever try to fool me."

"Fuck Gasper Gomez, and fuck the fuckin' Diaz brothers! Fuck'em all! I bury those cock-a-roaches!" (Tony to Frank)
"Forget Gasper Gomez, and forget the stinkin' Diaz brothers! Forget'em all! I bury those cock-a-roaches!"

"Amigo, the only thing in this world that gives orders is balls. Balls, you got that?" (Tony to Frank) [Truthfully, I think he says 'boss' here -- it makes a lot more sense]
"Amigo, the only thing in this world that gives orders is guts. You got that?"

"You can't tell me what to do, Tony. No more -- I am not a baby any more. I'll do what I wanna do, I'll see whoever I wanna see, and if I wanna fuck'im, Tony, then I'll fuck'im!" (Gina to Tony)
"...and if I wanna love'im, Tony, then I'll love'im!"

"We fucked up; he got away" (Nick "The Pig" to Frank)
"We fouled up; he got away"

"Manolo, shoot dat piece o' chit for me"
"Manolo, shoot dat piece o' meat for me"

"You, too, Mel. You fucked up."
"You, too, Mel. You fouled up."

"Maybe you can handle yourself one of them First Class tickets to the resurrection" / "Fuckin' punk! Son of a bitch!" / "So long, Mel; Have a good trip" / "Fuck you!" (Tony shooting Mel)
..."Stinkin' punk! Cuban scum!" / "So long, Mel; Have a good trip" / "Damn you!"

"That prick! Fuckin' WASP whore" (Tony re: Jerry the banker)
"That pig! Slimey WASP phony"

"Mob guys... Guineas... I don't trust 'em" (Tony to Manny)
"Mob guys... Cockroaches... [cut]

"You know what capitalism is? Gettin' fucked!"
"You know what capitalism is? Gettin' stiffed!"

"Can't you stop saying 'fuck' all the time?" (Elvira)
"Can't you stop talking about money all the time?" (video dub)

"You know what you're becoming, Tony? Another immigrant Spic millionaire" (Elvira)
"...Another immigrant slob millionaire"

"Eh, fuck you, man! Who put this thing together? Me, that's who! Who do I trust? Me!" (Tony screaming at Manny)
"Eh, damn you, man! Who put this thing together? ..."

"You die, motherfucker!" (Tony to Alberto)
"You die, butcher!"

"Well you stupid fuck, look at you now!" (Tony to Alberto)
"Well you stupid jerk, look at you now!"

"Ja! How'd jou like that, eh? Jou fuckin' maricon! Ja!
[cut]

"I'm Tony Montana! You fuck wit me, you fuckin' wit da best!"
"I'm Tony Montana! You fight wit me, you fightin' wit da best!"

"Don't fuck wit me!"
"Don't fool wit me!"

"Conio! Mira esta jeva; look at that one" / "Jou fuckin' crazy, man? She's a hundred and tree years old!" (Manny & Chi Chi)
"Jou ... crazy, man? She's a hundred and tree years old!"

"Don't get confused, Tony; I don't fuck around with the help" (Elvira)
"...I don't fool around with the help"

"You got good stuff here. Class A chit"
"You got good stuff here. Class A stuff"

"Montana, you have no authority here, okay? I started you in this fucking business, so shut the fuck up" / "Frank's gonna love it, don't worry about it" / "That's up to Frank, not you!" (Omar & Tony)
"...I started you in this ... business, so shut ... up"

"Dat piece of chit up there, I never liked him; I never trusted him. For all I know he had me set up, and had my friend Angel Fernandez killed. But that's history. I'm here, he ain't." (Tony to Sosa)
"Dat piece of scum up there...

"Is this it? Is this what it's all about, Manny? Eating, Drinking, Fucking, Sucking, Snorting? Then what? Tell me, then what? You're fifty. You gotta bag for a belly. You got tits, you need a bra; they got hair on 'em. You got a liver, it's got spots on it, and your eatin' dis fucking shit; and looking like these rich fucking mummies in here. Is this what it's all about? Is this what I work for? Look at that, a junkie. I gotta fucking junkie for a wife. Don't eat nothin', sleeps all day wit dem black chades on. Wakes up with a qualude. And who won't fuck me, cuz she's in a coma. I can't even have a kid wit'er, Manny. Her womb is so polluted, I can't even have a fucking little baby wit'er!"
"Is this it? Is this what it's all about, Manny? Eating, Drinking, Fighting, Makin' moo-moo, Snorting? Then what? Tell me, then what? You're fifty. You gotta bag for a belly. You got breasts, you need a bra; they got hair on 'em. You got a liver, it's got spots on it, and your eatin' dis fancy stuff; and looking like these rich flashy mummies in here. Is this what it's all about? Is this what I work for? Look at that, a junkie. I gotta freak junkie for a wife. Don't eat nothin', sleeps all day wit dem black chades on. Wakes up with a qualude. And who won't touch me, cuz she's in a coma. I can't even have a kid wit'er, Manny. She's so polluted, I can't even have a ... little baby wit'er!"

"Now what is your problem, lady? You gotta problem? You're good looking, you gotta beautiful body, beautiful legs, beautiful face; wit all dese guys in love witch you, man; only you gotta look in your eye like you haven't been fucked in a year" / "Hey, Jose, who, why, when, and how I fuck is none of your business, okay?" / "Now jou're talking to me, baby; that I like, okay, keep it coming, baby" / "Don't call me baby, I'm not your baby" / "Not yet, you gotta give me some time" / "Even if I were blind, desperate, starved and begging for it on a desert island, you'd be the last thing I'd ever fuck" (Tony & Elvira)

"...only you gotta look in your eye like you haven't been touched in a year" / "Hey, Jose, who, why, when, and how I make it is none of your business, okay?" / ... "Even if I were blind, desperate, starved and begging for it on a desert island, you'd be the last thing I'd ever want"

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"So where'd you get the beauty scar, tough guy? Eatin' pineapple?" / "How ya getta scar like that from eatin' pineapple, man?"

"And chico, if anything happens to that buy-money, eee pobreci... [cut]

"I don't like filthy Columbians, okay?"

"Why don't you try stickin' jou head up your toilet -- see if it fits"

[chainsaw cut]

"I need a guy with steel in his guts, Tony"

"...This town like a great big chicken jus' waitin' to get plucked." (Tony to Manny)

"I neva turned anybody over in my life, who didn't have it comin' to 'im, you got that? All I have in this world is my ... word, and I don't break it for nobody, jou understand?"

"Don't fool me, Tony. Don't you ever try to fool me."

"Forget Gasper Gomez, and forget the stinkin' Diaz brothers! Forget'em all! I bury those cock-a-roaches!"

"Amigo, the only thing in this world that gives orders is guts. You got that?"

"...and if I wanna love'im, Tony, then I'll love'im!"

"We fouled up; he got away"

"Manolo, shoot dat piece o' meat for me"

"You, too, Mel. You fouled up."

..."Stinkin' punk! Cuban scum!" / "So long, Mel; Have a good trip" / "Damn you!"

"That pig! Slimey WASP phony"

"Mob guys... Cockroaches... [cut]

"You know what capitalism is? Gettin' stiffed!"

"Can't you stop talking about money all the time?" (video dub)

"...Another immigrant slob millionaire"

"Eh, damn you, man! Who put this thing together? ..."

"You die, butcher!"

"Well you stupid jerk, look at you now!"

[cut]

"I'm Tony Montana! You fight wit me, you fightin' wit da best!"

"Don't fool wit me!"

"Jou ... crazy, man? She's a hundred and tree years old!"

"...I don't fool around with the help"

"You got good stuff here. Class A stuff"

"...I started you in this ... business, so shut ... up"

"Dat piece of scum up there...

"...only you gotta look in your eye like you haven't been touched in a year" / "Hey, Jose, who, why, when, and how I make it is none of your business, okay?" / ... "Even if I were blind, desperate, starved and begging for it on a desert island, you'd be the last thing I'd ever want"